Women's slides

FYI: These slides aren’t here to “empower” you. Good grief, can we stop pretending every badass-looking product for women needs to come with a TED Talk? They’re soft, comfortably supportive, and blessedly silent about “confidence.” Think nurse shoes that finally snapped and got a tattoo. The skull makes them dressy enough for coffee, cocktails, or scaring the crap out of car jackers. You’ve done enough for women’s empowerment. Just buy the damn skull shoes because they’re f***ing comfortable, and you’ve earned the right to stop explaining yourself. Dammit!

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product. 

Disclaimer: They might smell like chemicals at first. That’s not the smell of liberation, it’s literally what polyurethane smells like.