Pickleball paddle set

Game on, psycho. This pickleball set is for the unhinged adult who treats a friendly rally like a slip-n-slide death race on a lawn full of hidden rocks and parental negligence. The two wooden paddles are thick enough to survive your shitty job rage, failing joints, and whatever childhood trauma comes screaming out when someone dinks on you. The neon-yellow balls are reminders to wear more support. And the clear carry bag is so everyone at the park can watch you stomp in like a divorced badass with nothing left to lose. 

• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China (yeah!)