Men’s slides

Slide into Geezerhood. Literally. These aren’t just super relaxing shoes, they’re a declaration that says, “I value comfort, arch support, and my personal freedom to look questionably employed!” (For slide virgins, think flip-flops that stopped trying. No toe wedgie, no judgment, just pure, unadulterated ‘I don’t care’ energy.)

Crafted from real faux leather (don’t overthink it) and 100% PREMIUM polyurethane, you won’t find more man-made brilliance on bowling balls or in carpet padding. Ideal for getting the mail, passive-aggressively waving at neighbors, or phoning it in on a Zoom call. Pair with bright white socks for maximum ‘retired from giving a shit’ vibes.
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Blank product sourced from China (duh)

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product. 

Disclaimer: Um, yeah, the smell. Just give it a few days in a ventilated area.