EZ Geezer Premium HvWt T Mens

Meet the shirt that does all your flirting for you. Those quotation marks around “E-Z” aren’t decorative, they’re a public service announcement. They tell women, “Yes, I’m old AF, but I’m also available and still functioning in all the right places.” Thick, premium cotton gives big “I know how to fix a garbage disposal” energy and that’s awesome. This is the uniform of a man who whispers in his lady’s ear while hearing the faint whistling of ear hair in his own. It’s bold, it’s soft, it’s sexy in that “I have a Costco membership” kind of way. You may be old, but your hormones still think they’re 18. Yeah, man. Right on.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!