Foam trucker hat

Behold white men! This is the red, white, and blue crown of a man who has officially stopped giving a single patriotic fuck. This hat doesn’t just scream your political affiliation (or lack thereof), it’s a public declaration that you are absolutely available, interested, and will 100% fall asleep afterward and drool a little. Think of it as a premium foam-front, high-profile beast that sits tall on your head like the aging king of all-you-can-eat rib nights. The mesh back lets the breeze cool down the last few hairs on your sweaty head, while the adjustable snap easily adjusts when your head swells with confidence. Polyester for durability and a look so aggressively American it practically smells like lighter fluid and bad decisions. Wear it with pride, my friend. And God Bless football season.

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China (yay!) or Myanmar (yay!)