Apron

Meat Vest. Sauce Armor. Manpon. Dad Tarp. The Grill Girdle. Midlife Smockdown. Retirement Robe. Meat Curtain (shut up). Geezer Tuxedo. Whatever you call it, it’s f-ing amazing. This custom apron features a clean front (for now), button-adjustable straps, and durable fabric that withstands spills. Perfect for normal women, men or the guy who treats his Blackstone like a live studio audience is watching (they’re not).

• 100% polyester (you’re welcome)
• Size: 27.6″ × 30.3″ (70 cm × 77 cm)
• Button-adjustable black twill straps
• One size fits most 
• Blank product sourced from China (surprise!)